One time I hired a monkey...

So I'm sitting here in class listening to the lecture. I'm reminded of a "School Daze" moment from Brak on Space Ghost. "One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey would scribble on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said,"Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." I wrote a paper that said: Hi. My name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Eeek! Eeek! I got an F! When I told my mom she said,"I told you never trust a monkey". The end.